Hypothetically Speaking: It's a book!

Just for Fun:
Book Quotes

Tiny Tyrant, Trondheim & Parme
"We have several novels, plays, philosophical treatises, and autobiographies on board if you wish."
"Whoa, whoa. Next you'll be recommending I read a book."
p. 38

Killing Time, Linda Howard
"Can you think and listen at the same time?"
"Sure. Women are multitasking miracles of nature."
p. 62

Best Foot Forward, Joan Bauer
"When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian."
p. 141

Smoke in Mirrors, JAK
"You've got a selective memory."
"My librarian training, no doubt."
p. 104-5

Half Moon, Eoin Colfer
"The teachers have a name for people like Herod. They call him one of the 'usual suspects.'"
p. 5